Pastor Manny must have made Jesus an offer He couldn't refuse. Now the Son of God is pimping his church, Newburgh Assembly of God. Jesus goes Kung Fu TV at the end when his lips go out of sync. After watching Jesus plug NAG (Coincidental abbreviation? I think not!) for 30 seconds try moving your mouse without getting creeped out! Seriously, this is very sad. (HT: BH)
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ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!
(HT: KC)
Tracy Ingalls gets huge props for this find. Absolutely hilarious. Enjoy! And...Happy Mother's Day, Tracy!
It's videos like this that truly make blogging enjoyable. The privilage of passing on the sic humor of other twisted yet entertaining men makes my life much more complete.........somehow.
Guys, don't miss out! 
If I was still candy looting "The Hood" on Halloween I wouldn't mind having this guy in my entourage.
Hat tip to Marc Doney who did an awesome job last Sunday leading praise and worship at Grace Harvest Church.
Click here for this hilarious "trick or treat" video!
Please...Please...Please...for your personal health and the love of everything holy...DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO.
We have Kevin Cawley to thank for taking us back to Peoria, Illinois for a very special recital recorded in the early 90s. I plan on watching John and friends whenever I need a lift. It's a bittersweet experience hearing these unforgettable renditions of "Christ the Lord is Risen Today" and "Amore."
Consummate professionals. Fiercely competitive on the court. Polite and cordial gentlemen off. They would greet each other warmly before clocking in each day. Then they would attempt to kill each other from 9-5, stopping for lunch, of course. All over a herd of sheep? Sounds like the work of the ministry!
I work in the internet department of our dealership with a really cool guy named Bobby. Bobby and James. Ralph and Sam. Same looney tunes. Different looney channel. We say our good mornings, "clock-in," coffee, work, lunch, work, bathroom, work, "clock-out," say our good nights and go home. Life passes at Road Runner speed. As we lock up and walk to our cars each evening a familiar feeling washes over me. I think it's called mortality. "Night, Ralph." "Night, Sam."
Double true! 
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